Vegan Vampires Zip Hoodie — "Don't Smoke Government Weed" Graphic

$65.00
This zip-up hoodie wears its humor loud and proud — a soft, midweight layer for nights when you want to be warm, conspiratorial, and a little ironic. The front shows a bold “Vegan Vampires” graphic in sunset tones, while the back reads “Don’t smoke government weed…” in matching distressed lettering. It’s comfortable enough for late-night bonfires, thrift-store crawls, or couch debates with friends. The roomy hood and pockets keep your hands warm; the sturdy metal zipper and durable knit mean this piece will stick with you through repeat wears and washes. Subtle enough to slip into everyday rotation, it also sparks a laugh from anyone who gets your brand of quirky, skeptical humor.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend with medium-heavy 8 oz fabric — warm but breathable
- Knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstring and sturdy metal zipper
- Spacious front pockets and classic full-zip silhouette for easy layering
- DTF wrist prints and DTG main prints; embroidery option available on left chest

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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This zip-up hoodie wears its humor loud and proud — a soft, midweight layer for nights when you want to be warm, conspiratorial, and a little ironic. The front shows a bold “Vegan Vampires” graphic in sunset tones, while the back reads “Don’t smoke government weed…” in matching distressed lettering. It’s comfortable enough for late-night bonfires, thrift-store crawls, or couch debates with friends. The roomy hood and pockets keep your hands warm; the sturdy metal zipper and durable knit mean this piece will stick with you through repeat wears and washes. Subtle enough to slip into everyday rotation, it also sparks a laugh from anyone who gets your brand of quirky, skeptical humor.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend with medium-heavy 8 oz fabric — warm but breathable
- Knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstring and sturdy metal zipper
- Spacious front pockets and classic full-zip silhouette for easy layering
- DTF wrist prints and DTG main prints; embroidery option available on left chest

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean