Vegan Vampires T-Shirt — 'Don't Smoke Government Weed' Graphic Tee

$32.00
Soft, heavyweight, and lived-in — this garment-dyed tee reads like a little inside joke you can wear. The front declares “VEGAN VAMPIRES” in warm, fading tones; the back carries a wry line: “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED…” It sits relaxed on the shoulders, with the comforting weight and broken-in texture of a shirt that’s been in your rotation for years. Plain enough to layer, distinctive enough to start a conversation. Put it on when you want to wink at fellow plant-powered night owls, head to a low-key show, or lounge around chasing ideas and late-night snacks.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for that soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for easy layering
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for long-lasting wear
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Soft, heavyweight, and lived-in — this garment-dyed tee reads like a little inside joke you can wear. The front declares “VEGAN VAMPIRES” in warm, fading tones; the back carries a wry line: “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED…” It sits relaxed on the shoulders, with the comforting weight and broken-in texture of a shirt that’s been in your rotation for years. Plain enough to layer, distinctive enough to start a conversation. Put it on when you want to wink at fellow plant-powered night owls, head to a low-key show, or lounge around chasing ideas and late-night snacks.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for that soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for easy layering
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for long-lasting wear
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean