Vegan Vampires Hoodie — Front n Back Design "Don’t Smoke Government Weed"

$60.00
This cozy hoodie blends dry humor with quiet rebellion. Soft, mid-weight fleece wraps you in warmth while bold, distressed lettering on the front quietly announces “VEGAN VAMPIRES.” On the back, a vintage-style square graphic reads “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED,” giving the piece a tongue-in-cheek, countercultural edge. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable double-lined hood make it easy to slip into for late-night walks, coffee runs, or relaxed meetups with like-minded friends. It feels lived-in from the first wear — comfortable, a little cheeky, and unmistakably expressive.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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This cozy hoodie blends dry humor with quiet rebellion. Soft, mid-weight fleece wraps you in warmth while bold, distressed lettering on the front quietly announces “VEGAN VAMPIRES.” On the back, a vintage-style square graphic reads “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED,” giving the piece a tongue-in-cheek, countercultural edge. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable double-lined hood make it easy to slip into for late-night walks, coffee runs, or relaxed meetups with like-minded friends. It feels lived-in from the first wear — comfortable, a little cheeky, and unmistakably expressive.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed