Vegan Vampires Hoodie — Front n Back Design "Don’t Smoke Government Weed"
$60.00
This cozy hoodie blends dry humor with quiet rebellion. Soft, mid-weight fleece wraps you in warmth while bold, distressed lettering on the front quietly announces “VEGAN VAMPIRES.” On the back, a vintage-style square graphic reads “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED,” giving the piece a tongue-in-cheek, countercultural edge. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable double-lined hood make it easy to slip into for late-night walks, coffee runs, or relaxed meetups with like-minded friends. It feels lived-in from the first wear — comfortable, a little cheeky, and unmistakably expressive.
Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced waste - Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pocket - DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
This cozy hoodie blends dry humor with quiet rebellion. Soft, mid-weight fleece wraps you in warmth while bold, distressed lettering on the front quietly announces “VEGAN VAMPIRES.” On the back, a vintage-style square graphic reads “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED,” giving the piece a tongue-in-cheek, countercultural edge. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable double-lined hood make it easy to slip into for late-night walks, coffee runs, or relaxed meetups with like-minded friends. It feels lived-in from the first wear — comfortable, a little cheeky, and unmistakably expressive.
Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced waste - Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pocket - DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed