Hoodie — "Vegan Vampires" Hoodie (Front Design Only) "Don't Smoke Government Weed")

$50.00
Warm, soft, and a little bit wicked — this hoodie carries a playful, rebellious spirit for anyone who loves dark humor and low-key statements. The front shows a distressed “VEGAN VAMPIRES” graphic in deep, blood-like tones that reads like a secret club insignia. On the back, faded block text — “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED” — adds a tongue-in-cheek, counterculture edge that’s more smirk than shout. The medium-heavy 50/50 blend and roomy kangaroo pocket make it great for chilly evenings, late-night walks, and casual meetups. Wear it layered over a tee for coffee runs or under a jacket at punk shows. It’s for people who enjoy clever, slightly subversive design and want clothing that feels lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd²) — cozy warmth with a soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced fabric waste and cleaner silhouette
- Color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and OEKO-TEX/ethical cotton standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Warm, soft, and a little bit wicked — this hoodie carries a playful, rebellious spirit for anyone who loves dark humor and low-key statements. The front shows a distressed “VEGAN VAMPIRES” graphic in deep, blood-like tones that reads like a secret club insignia. On the back, faded block text — “DON’T SMOKE GOVERNMENT WEED” — adds a tongue-in-cheek, counterculture edge that’s more smirk than shout. The medium-heavy 50/50 blend and roomy kangaroo pocket make it great for chilly evenings, late-night walks, and casual meetups. Wear it layered over a tee for coffee runs or under a jacket at punk shows. It’s for people who enjoy clever, slightly subversive design and want clothing that feels lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd²) — cozy warmth with a soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced fabric waste and cleaner silhouette
- Color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and OEKO-TEX/ethical cotton standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed