Distressed Cap — 'Vegan Vampires Don’t Smoke Government Weed' Patch Hat

$32.00
This distressed cotton cap carries attitude and a story. The worn-in silhouette and weathered edges give it a lived-in feel — the kind of hat you reach for on long drives, late-night shows, and city wanderings. The front patch features a bold, ironic graphic that speaks to counterculture humor and offbeat tastes. Lightweight and unstructured, it settles low on the head and moves with you. Let it be the easy accent that finishes a look: a little rough, a little irreverent, and unmistakably personal. Expect slight variations in distress and color; each cap arrives with its own character.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for an authentic vintage texture
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed fit
- Deliberate distressed detailing — each piece varies
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider closure
- DTF-printed front patch with sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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This distressed cotton cap carries attitude and a story. The worn-in silhouette and weathered edges give it a lived-in feel — the kind of hat you reach for on long drives, late-night shows, and city wanderings. The front patch features a bold, ironic graphic that speaks to counterculture humor and offbeat tastes. Lightweight and unstructured, it settles low on the head and moves with you. Let it be the easy accent that finishes a look: a little rough, a little irreverent, and unmistakably personal. Expect slight variations in distress and color; each cap arrives with its own character.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for an authentic vintage texture
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed fit
- Deliberate distressed detailing — each piece varies
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider closure
- DTF-printed front patch with sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.